Id Ears. Ear chives. New Car Ear.

Kiss your ear good bye. The newest dire erection is rising up to hit me in the face. I met a dude on the bus and he told me that he makes grips renting out costumes to folks that go onto the strip and panhandle the tourists. He does the Mario Brothers costumes and others do Hell No Kitty, Trans Formerly Employed , Spider Dude, Bat Bro, Mick y Mouse and Zack Guyafianakis holding a baby. My idea is "Ear Bud".
Ears are funny, thought provoking, naughty and most of all, they're Vegas. What happens in Vegas, stays in your ear. Tell me your secrets or don't but it's the photo that counts. I make a face and it tells the story. I get others who can make faces and hold up a sign that says something funny that has to do with an ear and charge $3 to $4 and stow the dough. I drove the cab over to the foam shop on Sahara and they told me where to go. I want to get four ears made. Two on South strip, 1 for Fremont at night and one extra. If the orejas are well made they could be worth thousands. Heaters in the winter and coolers in the summer. The backs can be exposed in the summer and covered in the winter. Snap on options? 6 feet high and 3' wide, guaged or ear rings, brown or pink. Cauliflowered? I can drive cab part time and drink part time! Ch Ears!!